http://burgerdays.com

There's just one thing you need to do today. We know what it is. You know what it is. Do we really need to spell it out for you?

Our search for more "repeat-worthy" burgers took us to the Southwest Waterfront this past weekend and, we're happy to say, we've found another one we'd hit rewind on.

Since we totally snubbed our neighbors to the north during National Hamburger Week, this time we're bringing the goods to Maryland.

May 28 is National Hamburger Day! Or at least that's what the internet is telling us.

With Memorial Day weekend starting tomorrow and leading directly into National Hamburger Day on Tuesday, there will be plenty of burgers and dogs put down over the next few days.

Whatever obese order of eaters sat down and decided to assign a food to celebrate every goddamn day, week and month of the year, picked May to exalt that beautiful patty of beef we've come to know and love. That's right, fools-- it's National Hamburger Month.