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This year, Dogfish Head Alehouse's Halloween creation stuffs Reese's Pieces candies in with the beef and then slathers the top of the patty with peanut butter and bacon.

Forget jumping the shark, Dogfish Head Alehouse's current burger of the week pole vaults clean over that damn fish.

How the hell do you eat this thing?

It takes a pretty out-of-this-fucking-world burger to get our jaws to drop but the Crew's collective mandibles hit the floor when we stumbled upon the Burger of the Week at Dogfish Head Alehouse in Fairfax.

Anyone worried their cholesterol level is too low, fear not, Dogfish Head Alehouse has got a fix for you.

The worst thing about going to the SoBe Burger Bash is coming back from the SoBe Burger Bash.

Cheese makes everything better and nobody can tell us different.

There's a rainbow of burger flavors on the menu this week, as a potpourri of ingredients get sprinkled on the beef at both Joe's Burgers in McLean and Dogfish Head Alehouse's three locations in Virginia and Maryland.

It looks like pizza is the flavor of the moment, with Dogfish Head's Gaithersburg alehouse hooking up the Pepperoni Pizza Burger for their special this week.

Dogfish Head Alehouse introduces a new trio of Burgers of the Week this go 'round with a chili burger and bacon-cheese fry combo leading the pack.

This week at Dogfish Head, we get one repeat and two new burgers of the week coming to your faces.

In addition to churning out the boozers, the three D.C.-area Dogfish Head Alehouses also get a little burger crazy. The restaurants, in Gaithersburg, Falls Church and Fairfax, each hook up a different burger special every week throughout the year.

Doc and El Borracho go to town on a beer that reminds them of Betty and Veronica. Archie ain't got shit on this boozer.