The Fat Bastard is a Cardiologist’s Worst Nightmare
This here is today’s Epic Burger Wednesday special at Mad Fox, The Fat Bastard
Take a look at this goddamn thing. Just look at it. This is what cardiologist nightmares are made of.
That breaded stuff on the burger? No, that’s not some weak-ass onion ring. That’s a mound of fried mac ‘n’ cheese. And not just any mac ‘n’ cheese– it’s fried Nueske BACON mac ‘n’ cheese. And it’s the size of a fucking’ hockey puck.
Underneath the heart-stopping carb grenade is Korean-style crispy BBQ pork belly sitting on a bed of caramelized onions which, in turn, is sitting on a Gruyere-blanketed half-pound beef patty. And there’s a big ol’ smear of BACON FAT MAYO on there because, well, of course there is.
Arteries. Who needs ’em?
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