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For us, every day is Burger Day, but this month, the shit gets real. We're talking really real. That's because whatever obese order of eaters sat down and decided to assign a food to celebrate every goddamn day, week and month of the year, picked May to exalt that beautiful patty of beef we've come to know and love. That's right, fools-- it's National Hamburger Month. But it doesn't stop there. During the second week of May, we crank it up to 11 and double down on the Lipitor because for seven, greasy, cholesterol-skyrocketing days it's National Hamburger Week. But wait-- there's more! Those girthy fuckers who came up with all the above decided to squeeze more beefwich revelry into the month and declared May 28 National Hamburger Day. You got all that? May 1- 31 is Hamburger Month, May 5-11 is Hamburger Week and May 28 is Hamburger Day. That's a shit ton of burgers. So what are we going to do about it? We're going to eat a shit ton of burgers, of course. In years past we've done the seven burgers in seven days thing for Hamburger Week*, and we'll continue that week-long burger binge tradition. In addition, since we'll be stepping up our already-sky-high level of burger intake, expect an increase in posts chronicling our beefy adventures throughout the month. Now if you'd like, you can live vicariously through us and observe our month-long trip to obesity and gout by just reading and ogling our posts. It's healthier that way and you won't have to worry about fitting into your pants at the end of the month. But if you do decide to strap on a bib and get in on the action, good luck and Godspeed-- we'll see you on the other side. *And like always, if you think you've got what it takes to tackle 31 in 31, go for it. We're more than envious of your greasy ambition.