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We've seen some massive burgers in our time, but today's special from Mad Fox has got to be right near the top.

Today marks the opening of the D.C.-area's first-ever location of Smashburger-- a Denver-based burger chain that has been not-so quietly and not-so slowly spreading like wildfire across the U.S.

Wherever we go, we look for burgers. It's just a fact of our greasy, perpetually-hungry lives. And while our day-to-day adventures are through the streets of the D.C., when we head out of town, our mission doesn't end at the border.

Is it really a surprise that even burgers get political in an election year? This is D.C. after all.

Doc and El Borracho go to town on a beer that reminds them of Betty and Veronica. Archie ain't got shit on this boozer.