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The D.C. area's burger joint tally increases by one today when BurgerFi opens its doors in Old Town Alexandria this morning.

Here it is, in all its sweet, sticky, diabetic-coma-inducing glory: The Sugar Cow.

Get ready, D.C., because all this week, a Luther – a fucking proper Luther – is on the menu in Alexandria.

The latest meat monstrosity to make its way into our bodies came courtesy Holy Cow in the form of the Noah's Ark burger.

May 28 is National Hamburger Day! Or at least that's what the internet is telling us.

Braving the elements might just be worth it to grab one of the limited-time burgers from Mad Fox or Holy Cow this week.

Opulence. Holy Cow has it.

Sure, it may look like your typical' fried chicken sandwich, but rest assured, there ain't no bird under that batter. That, friends, is a deep fried slab of beef-- the foundation of Holy Cow's tribute to the never-came-to-be Apocalypse.