We Were Too Busy Stuffing Our Faces & Forgot About May’s BOTMs
Sorry about that.
Not that it’s any excuse, but these month’s BOTMs are actually pretty lame so you’re not missing out on much. Anyway, here they are:
First up is Dogwood’s Black-N-Bleu featuring a blackened patty, onion straws, bleu cheese crumbles and a creamy horseradish sauce. We don’t usually review burgers in these BOTM posts, but you should read about our experience with this one last week.
132 West Broad Street | Falls Church | dogwoodtavern.com
BGR The Burger Joint
The only decent BOTM this month, BGR’s special for May is the In Guac We Rock with guacamole, tortilla strips and a tomato. The Tex-Mex burger isn’t all that flashy, but hey, it’s the best of this bunch.
Shake of the Month: This month’s SOTM is chock full of blueberries and vanilla ice cream.
Bobby’s Burger Palace
Goddamit BobbyFlay, why do you insist on giving us the finger every fucking month? We get it, you don’t think D.C. is worthy enough for a burger on your menu, but at least give us one for 30 damn days. This month it’s Stephanie’s All-American which is a boring as hell burger with American cheese, yellow mustard, pickled jalapenos and shredded iceberg lettuce burger. Who’s this Stephanie with the exotic taste? His wife.
2121 K Street, NW | DC | bobbysburgerpalace.com | @bobbysburgerpal
brb be right burger
And the award for laziest BOTM goes to Be Right Burger who couldn’t even be bothered to switch up from last month’s “burger.” And by “burger” we mean “steak sandwich.” Lame.
Shake of the Month: Surprise– it’s the Fluffernutter again.
1820 Discover Street | Reston | eatbrb.com | @eatbrb
(We’re always on the lookout for BOTMs. If you know of another D.C.-area joint that hooks up a monthly special burger, email us and let us know.)
* You’ll have to forgive us for the overall negativity of this post, it was written during Game 7.
But we still think these BOTMs are lame.